Modern
Hobbies
follows forty-five-year-old narrator, Lawrence Thorne, a disgruntled employee
of Pittsburgh-based super company Graffius Co.
Lawrence has been punching the numbers for twenty years, his body
deteriorating in a similar fashion until a new test program offers the chance
to up his productivity. The small silver
injections every week give the recipient a much-needed boost in all the wrong
directions, Lawrence being one of nine dummy employees receiving their first
dose.
Lost in an
inevitable swirl of collected nostalgia tied to his deceased girlfriend, Bianca
Deist, employee Thorne initially shows few improvements. However, the spark comes in several forms by
Friday. Lawrence’s livelong friend, the
recently-divorced Grace Emerson, returns to the Burg, soon seducing him into
hysterics. Unsure of his feelings, he
desperately considers quitting his job and selling off his hobbies.
Internal
tensions skyrocket following news of his Cousin Wesley’s suicide in their
hometown of Atterbury, Indiana.
Returning to his roots with an unlikely ingredient inside, Lawrence
Thorne is propelled into a depleted world of familiar faces and clever ploys in
a place he hardly recognizes. Haunted
hotel rooms and alluring teen prostitute, Megan Bartina, are but half of the
problems before the flood and his showdown with crazed legend, Motorcycle Frank
Dribble. Lawrence subsequently loses his
cool; collected habits amounting to very little while lost in the eye of the
storm.
Modern
Hobbies
is the tale of accumulated memories tied to the staying quality of inanimate
objects. Lawrence Thorne stands firm as
one of the last survivors of a non-digital age, inevitably imprisoned by a
thickened experiment meant to propel the human race forward, while still taking
them two steps back. Amongst his jilted
ego, a frantic rebel resides waiting for the inappropriate moment to lash out
on society before his insides do so first.
The subsequent consequences are beneficial albeit crippling to the
fading mementos meticulously catalogued on his shelves.
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About the Author
Christopher S.
Bell has been writing and releasing literary and
musical works through My Idea of Fun since 2008. His sound projects include Emmett and Mary,
Technological Epidemic, C. Scott and the Beltones, and Fine Wives. My Idea of Fun is an art and music collective
based out of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. (www.myideaoffun.org) . Christopher’s work has recently been
published in The Broadkill Review, Mobius and Fringelit.com. He is also a contributor to Impression of
Sound. Find out more at www.myideaoffun.org and on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/myideaoffun
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